My phone's off, hit me up on wordswithfriends chat.

Ill get some self control when I don't have any money. -Sammy Danget

Kenny Rogers? The KFC guy? -Lia Volpe

Haters gone hate. Scrooges gone scrooge. -traci regarding nisas holiday bong.

I aint scared of shit. I dont even wear seat belts. -stephen

I was wasped earlier
I need to talk to you. You're sobering.

I've been in 9 weddings. Been the best man 3 times. No big deal, just the best man. -Jeremy