Saturday, December 24, 2011

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Haters gone hate. Scrooges gone scrooge. -traci regarding nisas holiday bong.

Friday, December 2, 2011

I aint scared of shit. I dont even wear seat belts. -stephen

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

I was wasped earlier
I need to talk to you. You're sobering.

Saturday, October 1, 2011

I've been in 9 weddings. Been the best man 3 times. No big deal, just the best man. -Jeremy
That political figure? Anne Frank? Isn't she blind and deaf? -Krista

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Monday, September 5, 2011

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

If a four fingered man asked u to give him some skin would it be appropriate for him to say "give me some foreskin?" your thoughts? -chris

Sunday, August 28, 2011

I've been chokin' girls since you were a little girl"-jeremy

Friday, August 26, 2011

I don't gotta rubberneck about it. I've got peripherals, mother fucker

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Id rather listeb to dubstep while I sleep than listen to this-Nisa

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Monday, August 1, 2011

You can be gay all day long, but that doesn't mean you have to wear those hideous shorts. -Rodney

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Friday, July 22, 2011

You love bald balls and Katie Stanley!!! -Krista from Sweat

Monday, July 18, 2011

How rude am I? I'm pretty fucking polite. God damn right, I am. -Rodney

Friday, July 15, 2011

I've been pulling pieces of my teeth out. I'm fucking sick of it. -Stephen

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

I don't want to own anything, I just want to have stuff -Harry

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

I'll put up with some real terrible dudes for free food. -Nisa

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Carriers can't be choosers...-Ashley
Fwd:From: Ian Dick Hickey
Msg: Flow chart of last night as I remember it. Play> broken door> puke on your legs> titty bar> AWESOME dog> biscuts and gravy.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Thursday, April 21, 2011

"if acne hasnt hit him yet then you shouldnt either." -Cool Ethan

Sunday, April 17, 2011

I was picking my nose and i found boogers, hair, some lint and some glitter-Nisa

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Monday, March 14, 2011

Im so excited to not be in jail on your birthday this year!-ashley

Friday, March 11, 2011

Most kids question their sexuality. You guys weren't even sure you were human-Stephen
"If I have to meet one more 'Ashley' I'm gonna scream. How many people's parents really just love that name?" - Coco Love

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Bon Jovi is seriously what this traffic jam is about? I knew Bon Jovie would fuck up my life at some point or another.-keds

Sunday, March 6, 2011

I only eat chicken and turkey because I hate birds. - Pinky
You seem like a mashed potatoes and ketchup kinda gal-krista

Friday, March 4, 2011

We should get a club mascot... a clam. I'd call him Adam Clambert. - Traci

Monday, February 28, 2011

"no, i dont hold my mouth that wat..like im just waiting for a cock." -ashley
"oh, you're pregnant? Let's go see Doctor...Martin!!!!" -Brant

Sunday, February 27, 2011

This dude asked me how old I am and I told him 13. He asked if I wanted a shot and a cigarette.-Neesie
I was tryin' to fuck, but then he got his ass beat. Now we're just friends. -Smash

Monday, February 21, 2011

Friday, February 18, 2011

You know what's never attractive? Desperation.-Brant

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Let's start a Flint husky powered taxi service. -polly

in Flint I think you'd have to use pittbulls. -brooke

Monday, February 14, 2011

My mom's a big ole bitch. She didn't used to be..back when she was a stripper. Her name was Sybil.-Kevin
Im not ambidextrious im a realist-pam at the bar

Friday, February 11, 2011

Thursday, February 10, 2011

"All bitches have a bitch serum.
my exes was sailor jerry.
Two drinks and she was ready to fight anyone. In particular, me." -Kevin
Care to make a friendly wager?-brant
no, thats too friendly...-polly

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Great, tranny. Now everyone knows you have aids. -vanna

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Me: "Of course I'd start my period while I'm sick. Why not? " Dad: "It's just to let you know you're alive."

Sunday, January 30, 2011

To Maria "If we had a baby together it wouldn't be mine!" - Randy

Thursday, January 27, 2011

I hate strippers, all they do is carry whipped cream around. - Deonte

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Gucci mane said nigga its 96 degrees outside. Bur. -kurt

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Yep. Just eating cheese covered bacon at 3 in the morning. -traci

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Its only 16 degrees out, man.-polly

"its 16? Its legal. I could fuck the weather if i wanted."-andy

These are my ridin boots.-tray

you have a bike?-allie

no, i ride cocks.-tray

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Im pretty sure you could get someone to sexually assault you-traci

Saturday, January 8, 2011

I should have like 20/20 hearing! -kate the stripper monster
I never noticed how fake your hair is til I saw it wet. The water beads up on it like a starter jacket. Charlotte hornets 94. -kevin

Thursday, January 6, 2011

If I wanna eat a burrito more than I wanna eat your pussy..I don't love you. -A.W.

Saturday, January 1, 2011

I'm glad I am eating right now so I have something to throw up later. - Polly (new years)