If I was a little bit prettier Id be fuckin' everyone-traci

I like my women like i like my pancakes. Battered.-cam

Im not even popular anymore. Ive been sleeping with the same two dudes for four years!-bailey

SAA

"yeah well i glanced through it and saw (The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop addictive sexual behavior.) that was enough for me to say fuck all that noise. I'm sticking with pussy." -Ben regarding Sex Addicts Anonymous

That bitch got some janky, chunky highlights. Them highlights died in '02.-nisa

zombie highlights!!!-polly

I'm thinkin incestuous thoughts.-bones

I just started my period. -polly

buzz kill of the week.-bones

Freedom of speech? Fuck you. I had a hickey on my dick from this chick sucking me so hard. What the fuck. Anyway, I'm on prozac now. -Dan

I've never had stitches on my penis-Dan The Man