Christina: Tattoo groupies, man.

Traci: Yeah. Permanently displaying to the world how dumb they are, one ironic tattoo at a time.

"I'll make sure there is no more bathroom useage in your basement, Polly. Thank you for choosing Kurt." -Kurt

Cici: FUCK, I HATE THIS PLACE, I GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS PIECE OF SHIT JOB!
Christina: Consider me your messiah. Get out.

"How long do you think (showgirl) has before she dies?" -Bill

"I have no desire to see a midget stripper. Bitch, where's the resta ya?" -Dj Little Big Man

"i cry sometimes, i am a human. i don't have autism..." -anonymous

"Bitch, that's Bob Evans sausage.." -Desire

"I'm 'bout to start suckin' dicks." -Desire

"I haven't had this much fun in Flint since running from bullets on the North End." -Jeff

"Cam: This dude bled a virgin dry...left a quarter sized stain on a box spring.
Irish Dave: That was one time!"

"La Azteka's tacos melt when you touch them. I can't even fuck with that shit." -Cam

Sick Day

"If I could cook I would make you soup. I can't, so you get eggs." - Noah

Opportunity Lives Here

"I'd just like to accomplish anything my parents would be proud enough to put a bumper sticker on their car for." - Traci Jean


Phone Call


Receptionist: "Can you please spell Mark's last name?"
Traci: "Um. Excuse me?"
Receptionist: "Your child's father, it's Mark isn't it?... Oh, sorry, I mean Kyle."
Traci: "Same thing."

"Continental Airline passengers please board Continental Airlines airplane, not Delta." -airport worker

xxx sunday

"Oh, man, that was just in your butt." -Traci Jean

"I can tell by his frame he's poor." -Polly

"Hosey and the Sewerrats" -Chris from Vegas

"He smacked her ass off the curb into traffic, nigga. That bitch did a 360 into the street." -Coco Love

"I've had more cocks in me than a daisy bb gun"-Roxxy

"You're as useless as a white crayon." -Homeless ass Kurt