"i cry sometimes, i am a human. i don't have autism..." -anonymous

"Bitch, that's Bob Evans sausage.." -Desire

"I'm 'bout to start suckin' dicks." -Desire

"I haven't had this much fun in Flint since running from bullets on the North End." -Jeff

"Cam: This dude bled a virgin dry...left a quarter sized stain on a box spring.
Irish Dave: That was one time!"

"La Azteka's tacos melt when you touch them. I can't even fuck with that shit." -Cam