I'm sick of looking on stage at New Path patients. -Mama Chris

Her knees are freaking me out. - Brooke

"this is real life and we're making it up as we go along" -Texas

Polly-Im not behind that whole 'eatin aint cheatin' philosophy.

Traci-You mean the Brian Cooper school of dating?

"i was never a huge brown eye fan" -skkye

"i gives no fucks. Rub my back." -polly

"jesus gave everyone sphylis" -Dj Filth

JJ: I'm just sayin..Asian bitches are way hotter than Chinese bitches..

Keds: JJ. Where the fuck do you think China is?

JJ: I don't care, dude. They're hotter

"did you know Nisa's cussin' on the facebook?" -Nisa's grampa via Nisa

"There's a lot of faggots in this world. Get a shirt that fits, bitch" -Big Bone

"They don't know about these real life problems" -Yung T

"you know a dude likes you when he thinks your hemeroid is cute" -traci

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Also, a lot of posts have been 'authored' by the wrong person due to a texting error. Turns out I'm not a huge narcissist.

Traci

"I can't fight. I'll just humiliate you until you want to die." -Traci