We should get a club mascot... a clam. I'd call him Adam Clambert. - Traci

"no, i dont hold my mouth that wat..like im just waiting for a cock." -ashley

"oh, you're pregnant? Let's go see Doctor...Martin!!!!" -Brant

This dude asked me how old I am and I told him 13. He asked if I wanted a shot and a cigarette.-Neesie

I was tryin' to fuck, but then he got his ass beat. Now we're just friends. -Smash