My phone's off, hit me up on wordswithfriends chat.

Ill get some self control when I don't have any money. -Sammy Danget

Kenny Rogers? The KFC guy? -Lia Volpe

Haters gone hate. Scrooges gone scrooge. -traci regarding nisas holiday bong.

I aint scared of shit. I dont even wear seat belts. -stephen

I was wasped earlier
I need to talk to you. You're sobering.

I've been in 9 weddings. Been the best man 3 times. No big deal, just the best man. -Jeremy

That political figure? Anne Frank? Isn't she blind and deaf? -Krista

Seagulls. Sky rats. -krista

Straight treatin' myself on a front-Nisa

If a four fingered man asked u to give him some skin would it be appropriate for him to say "give me some foreskin?" your thoughts? -chris

I've been chokin' girls since you were a little girl"-jeremy

I don't gotta rubberneck about it. I've got peripherals, mother fucker

Id rather listeb to dubstep while I sleep than listen to this-Nisa

I wish I had a silence to awkward-kevin smith

Rapes only wrong if they remember it-Cristian

You can be gay all day long, but that doesn't mean you have to wear those hideous shorts. -Rodney

I might be a broke nigga, but I'm a good nigga -B

You love bald balls and Katie Stanley!!! -Krista from Sweat

How rude am I? I'm pretty fucking polite. God damn right, I am. -Rodney