I should have like 20/20 hearing! -kate the stripper monster

I never noticed how fake your hair is til I saw it wet. The water beads up on it like a starter jacket. Charlotte hornets 94. -kevin

If I wanna eat a burrito more than I wanna eat your pussy..I don't love you. -A.W.

I'm glad I am eating right now so I have something to throw up later. - Polly (new years)

If you change a dogs name he goes retarded. -curt

I aint been fuckin her on her period! I aint been fuckin her, period! -curt

Im like johnny depp weird, not crazy cat lady weird. Traci