I'm glad I am eating right now so I have something to throw up later. - Polly (new years)

If you change a dogs name he goes retarded. -curt

I aint been fuckin her on her period! I aint been fuckin her, period! -curt

Im like johnny depp weird, not crazy cat lady weird. Traci

Life is too short to not play farmville

Are you preparred for the Cocopocalypse? -rocky

I like coffee like my women, cold and bitter.....and hooefully cheap. -antoine from viva la vox