Great, tranny. Now everyone knows you have aids. -vanna

Me: "Of course I'd start my period while I'm sick. Why not? " Dad: "It's just to let you know you're alive."

To Maria "If we had a baby together it wouldn't be mine!" - Randy

I hate strippers, all they do is carry whipped cream around. - Deonte

Gucci mane said nigga its 96 degrees outside. Bur. -kurt

Yep. Just eating cheese covered bacon at 3 in the morning. -traci

No one wants to see gravy on titties. Ok? -nisa