Im so excited to not be in jail on your birthday this year!-ashley

Most kids question their sexuality. You guys weren't even sure you were human-Stephen

"If I have to meet one more 'Ashley' I'm gonna scream. How many people's parents really just love that name?" - Coco Love

Bon Jovi is seriously what this traffic jam is about? I knew Bon Jovie would fuck up my life at some point or another.-keds

I only eat chicken and turkey because I hate birds. - Pinky

You seem like a mashed potatoes and ketchup kinda gal-krista

We should get a club mascot... a clam. I'd call him Adam Clambert. - Traci