I aint scared of shit. I dont even wear seat belts. -stephen

I was wasped earlier
I need to talk to you. You're sobering.

I've been in 9 weddings. Been the best man 3 times. No big deal, just the best man. -Jeremy

That political figure? Anne Frank? Isn't she blind and deaf? -Krista

Seagulls. Sky rats. -krista

Straight treatin' myself on a front-Nisa

If a four fingered man asked u to give him some skin would it be appropriate for him to say "give me some foreskin?" your thoughts? -chris